Regarding: The Gayest Conversation

labaloha: guess what
jasonatperot: you're gay?
labaloha: what no
jasonatperot: i'm gay?
labaloha: are you?
jasonatperot: i don't think so
jasonatperot: i thought you were going to tell me
labaloha: well, i dont really think you are
jasonatperot: neither do i
jasonatperot: but is that what you were going to tell me?
labaloha: no
labaloha: guess again
jasonatperot: i'm gay?
jasonatperot: no, wait, did i guess that already
labaloha: you want me to just tell you
jasonatperot: well, only if it doesn't have to do with someone being gay
jasonatperot: because if it does, i'm close
labaloha: no, it doesnt
labaloha: i learned how to use illustrator
labaloha: arent you excited
jasonatperot: i guess
jasonatperot: but not nearly as excited as i would have been had someone been gay.