Regarding: Favorite YouTube Clips

me: if you were on a desert island with only one youtube clip, what would it be?
Taylor: a video that teaches you how to survive on a deserted island lol

Regarding: The Gym

me: this reminds me
me: my gym has literally the most unattractive people ever
me: either fit people with jacked up mugs or doughy girls trying to get back in game shape
me: it's so freaking bizarre
L: which category do you fall into
me: doughy girl trying to get back into game shape

Regarding: Office Practices

me: went to walgreens during lunch
me: snagged a box of otter pops for $1
Christopher: awesome
Christopher: it's been far too long since my last real otter pop
me: well, i smuggled them in the office and put them in my work fridge (the freezer compartment)
Christopher: i honestly don't know what our otter pop policy is here at work

Regarding: Terrible Liars

Taylor: I can't tonight, thanks for the invite -- catching up with some dude I haven't seen in a while
me: it's not tonight, it's tomorrow
me: now you just made this awkward
me: because you have to find another excuse
Taylor: Shoot, of course, I was a day off on meeting up with that friend!
Taylor: I mean...he just canceled tonight and rescheduled
Taylor: I mean, I called to reschedule

Regarding: Mommy

L: i dont even know what i wanna be when i grow up
me: when i was 5
me: i told my mom that i wanted to be a mommy when i grew up
L: did you really
me: i did.
me: not something i would make up
L: that's awesome
me: but now that i'm older, and all kinds of boring at my job
me: "mommy" doesn't sound too bad.
L: you need to marry some rich ambitious chick so you can be a stay at home dad
L: and play catch and video games all day
me: you know what mommies get to do on the job???
L: watch oprah?
me: nope
me: facebook
me: like, it's PART of the job
L: i kinda wish you would stop saying "mommy"

Regarding: The Special Effects of Life

Amanda: hmmm wanna fill me in or not really?

me: nothing to fill you in about

Amanda: ooooook

me: my life is boring lately

me: maybe that's what's wrong with me

Amanda: how is it so boring?

me: not nearly enough explosions.

Regarding: Bed and Breakfasts

Emily: i was going to tell you, theres an extended groupon that is a weekend for 2 thats a murder mystery at a B&B in wills point

Emily: for $99 meals included

me: what's the downside? one of us has to get murdered?