Regarding: Mommy

L: i dont even know what i wanna be when i grow up
me: when i was 5
me: i told my mom that i wanted to be a mommy when i grew up
L: did you really
me: i did.
me: not something i would make up
L: that's awesome
me: but now that i'm older, and all kinds of boring at my job
me: "mommy" doesn't sound too bad.
L: you need to marry some rich ambitious chick so you can be a stay at home dad
L: and play catch and video games all day
me: you know what mommies get to do on the job???
L: watch oprah?
me: nope
me: facebook
me: like, it's PART of the job
L: i kinda wish you would stop saying "mommy"