Regarding: Misspelling Your Son's Name. Twice.

LindLAND: Are you there, Zzaton?
Mr toe: out.
LindLAND: Oh, Aaron
Mr toe: haha, hey mom
LindLAND: Are you out?
Mr toe: i was actually typing to someone else
LindLAND: OK, ZZaton

Regarding: More Spelling Mistakes

MaggiePrin2: you are such an asshole
jasonatperot: you misspelled "awesome"

Regarding: Baad Spellors

labaloha: i spell hooribly too

Regarding: Instant Word Power

Mr toe: there's a word for throwing something out a window?
jasonatperot: yeah, defenestrate
Mr toe: that's like... having a word for shitting down a chimney