Regarding: Shirt Sizes vs. Clairvoyance

labaloha: what the hell size am i at jcrew
labaloha: do you think i am a medium?
jasonatperot: probably not, your predictions rarely come true

Regarding: We ARE Talking About Cars, Right?

labaloha: did you know that hummers came in hybrids
jasonatperot: yeah
jasonatperot: i hear bisexuals really like hybrid hummers

Regarding: When It's Not Meant For You

Mr toe: hey, my brother got engaged
lylapco: Come back with that same look in your eye....from the one woman show i did senior year
Mr toe: uh... what?
lylapco: hahaha
lylapco: wow
lylapco: entered that into the wrong window