Regarding: People Who Can Likely Give Dan Majerle a Job

me: did you watch the colbert report last night
L: negative
me: guess who was on?
me: ...mayor-elect of Sacramento
L: ?
me: kevin johnson!
me: your fave NBA player
L: KJ is gonna be a mayor???
me: yup
L: what are his qualifications...
me: he's pro-education, wants to develop the city's green credentials, and has a sweet crossover dribble.