Regarding: Dogs in the Modern Age

me: LB got his microchip in yesterday
L: how'd that go?
me: well
me: it's kinda funny when you can scan a dog and you get like a serial number back
me: i asked the vet, "now that we can scan him, can i go ahead and return him?"
L: hahaha
L: could you scan him at target
L: you know with those price checkers
me: yeah, it makes me kinda wonder
L: or could people register for him

Regarding: Forbes.com, NSFW

me: dude
me: this is at the top of my gmail right now
me: Forbes.com: Most popular stories - Morgan Stanley: Probing The Bottom?
Ross: hahahaha
me: i have no idea what that article is about, and i don't think i want to know.