Regarding: Kids These Days

Ross: explain that teen birthrate to me
Ross: it cant be right
Ross: if the teen birthrate is 40%
Ross: 40% of babies born are from teen mothers?
me: what's sad is these are birth rates
me: not pregnancy rates
me: so throw in abortions and you've got a nation of humping teens
Ross: that's shocking when you think about how fascinating video games are these days

Regarding: Forbes.com, NSFW

me: dude
me: this is at the top of my gmail right now
me: Forbes.com: Most popular stories - Morgan Stanley: Probing The Bottom?
Ross: hahahaha
me: i have no idea what that article is about, and i don't think i want to know.