Regarding: Dealing Insults to the Spelling Impaired

MaggiePrin2: i think i am going to make chilli tonight
jasonatperot: how can you make it when you can't even spell it
MaggiePrin2: chili
jasonatperot: better.
MaggiePrin2: i am a better cook than speller
jasonatperot: well the fact that you're not dead from food poisoning tells me that much

Regarding: Subtlety

labaloha: so you want to know my new favorite word?
ibruiseeasily: is it "barrage"
ibruiseeasily: as in, my friend sends me a "barrage" of IMs
ibruiseeasily: or there is a total "barrage" of senseless information that my friend is trying to send my way
ibruiseeasily: or i am receiving a "barrage" of pointless questions