Regarding: The Upside of Natural Disasters

PSCMHawthorne: ryan is coming home too
PSCMHawthorne: yay
PSCMHawthorne: i love hurricanes, they are increasing my social calendar

Regarding: The Case for Honesty

jasonatperot: ugh, she calls me like every day
jasonatperot: i have to make up excuses of why not to hang out with her, i am running out
urmomsahoe: good luck
urmomsahoe: I got nothing
urmomsahoe: Thought I had an excuse...then nothing
jasonatperot: i think you're on to something
jasonatperot: "i can't hang out, i thought i had an excuse, but... nothing."
jasonatperot: "i guess i just don't want to hang out with you."
urmomsahoe: that's the ticket.
urmomsahoe: that way you guys can still be friends, rather than all that lying that is sure to destroy your friendship